Max’s Blog: Sid, Blossom And Bessie. My Tattoo Regret

One night, I went out with the boys including Sid the Sausage dog. Now he’s a bad boy! My mum, even told me to stay away from him as he is a bad influence on me. Well, back to the night out with the boys, it was ONE of those nights. I’m sure that Sid spiked my chicken! Well, the effect of spiked chicken on a cute little white fluff ball like me can be enormous. That night, it didn’t fail to live up to expectations and we ended up, as boys do, at the local tattoo parlour. The night was only going to go one way from here, and that’s badly.

Tattoo Regret: The Repercussions

In the morning, my mum, Dr Saliba was not happy. I was grounded big time. I mean when you’re only 20 centimetres from the ground under normal circumstances, and all of a sudden, I am totally grounded, well, that’s a massive problem for me. How was I to guard my nan’s house? Ah, I forgot that my time as Chief Security Officer also was not that successful (long story),  but you get the gist of things and we now have to work with a security company. You just can’t keep a lovable superstar like me down for THAT long!

The Regret

Back to the story of my big night out and that tattoo. I am also regretting that night because I don’t know who “Blossom” is and Blossom’s name was now adorned on my cute pink belly. This was also very bad too as I have my eye not on Blossom, but rather on a socially upward mobile little poodle, “Bessie!” . Ah…. Bessie! She’s a pooch’s dream. Now she’s a classy lady. I’ve heard some say that Bessie is so classy, she has to bathe in goats milk every day, has her nails polished by the house cat, bomber, and only eats prime beef, with a French dressing on. Makes my chicken desires somewhat downmarket! Back to the story! How could I let her see me with Blossom emblazoned on me?

Tattoo Removal: Overcoming Tattoo Regret

If, like me, you have tattoo regret and want to remove “Blossom” before Bessie finds out, you need to see my mum. Her Dr Luci Clinic, (btw, have I mentioned my aversion to medical establishments and vets especially, as they stick things where I don’t want things to be stuck!). Well, it has state-of-the-art tattoo removal technology, which may assist with fading or removing unwanted tattoos. Results vary, and treatment plans should be tailored by a qualified health practitioner.. Even mere humans can consult Dr Saliba about available technology for tattoo removal—just don’t wait until Blossom is permanent history! And before Bessie finds out!

Max Saliba is Dr Luci Clinic’s Chief Happiness Officer And Tattoo Advisor

This blog is for entertainment and general information only. It does not constitute medical advice. Tattoo removal should be discussed with a registered health practitioner following clinical assessment.